Case in point: 12.
Posted on February 19, 2012

Gay sex > Masturbation.

I don’t need the sun and the moon to tell me what to do as long as I have you:
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Anonymous asked: I know this blog is Ryden but I just needed to share that while driving to college I had a good hearty laugh at When The Day Met The Night. Preferably at the part where it's: so she said that's okay as long as you can make a promise not to break my little heart and leave me alone. BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HPAPENED RYAN CHEATED ON KELTIE AND BROKE HER HEART AND I JUST FIND THIS MORE HILARIOUS THAN I SHOULD
Haha. There’s nothing like cruel laughter. But still, it is rather true. Maybe he was annoyed that she was wasting milk to make tea when he met her. - T
Anonymous asked: Why are people encouraging how ridiculous this blog is? It's not fun, smart, or clever. It's people with no life demeaning songs to try to prove something that we don't even know existed YEARS ago. Brendon is engaged. Ryan has a girlfriend. Drop it. You're juvenile and pathetic imbeciles. Fortunately for you, you can't report a blog for stupidity.
This is going to be the last one of these that we post because they’re getting tedious. For the third time now, we would like to point out that this blog is not to be taken seriously. - T
Anonymous asked: I think you might mean "case in point" on your entries? At least where I'm from, there's no such phrase as "case of point."
Yes, we probably do. Thanks for letting us know. I’ll write that on the future ones, but leave the entries that have already been posted because some people have reblogged them. - T
justfortrs asked: But omg your blog description klahkgsghla haha
We just thought we needed a clear, if not short, description to clear things up. We’re glad you find it informative. :) Also, Beth will probably make me point out she convinced me to add the Twilight comment. - T
choisooyoungs asked: This blog is flawless.
We take much pride in thinking Spencer would look at this blog whilst holding a fierce bitch stare, doing so. Thanks! - T
madasbrendonthinasryan asked: I LOVE YOUR BLOG! ♥ :DD
Thankyou so much! Also, I’m not going to lie; I laughed for quite a long time when I saw your url. >.< - T
Anonymous asked: Gonna try to make Sarah Smiles about Ryan too?
Probably not, no. - T

So, Brendon said in an interview that this song was about his car… But we have a few other ideas. This isn’t all about the sun and moon, but stick with it.
Fall to your knees and kiss the ring, the crowd’s rejoicing:
Why could you bring me in if you knew what you’d become? So curse everyone and everything, even the sun:
She’s got four on the floor, she’s waiting to kickstart me. So just stall me:
Love came along and said ‘leave them be’:
Light a cork, my pretty little angel:
She counts on stars, astrology. My moods are Mercurial:
Hold on death, the moon. The stars, a sliver of you:
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